Monday, November 1, 2010

Phonegate '10!

In 2002, Republicans in New Hampshire rigged the election by disrupting Democrats' get-out-the-vote efforts by jamming party offices' phone lines with hang-up phone calls.

Now they're doing almost the exact same thing: At 11 Democratic party offices all over New Hampshire, phone service has been mysteriously lost for the past 5 hours.

Didn't the Republicans learn shit from being prosecuted for what they did in 2002? Of course not. After all, I don't think a single one of the Republicans who was convicted for that was punished, because some beezobozz Republican judge threw out their convictions.



  1. Just a reminder to all Tim Brown fans to tune in here on the Online Lunchpail for all the Election Night news and commentary from the Bandit himself! The polls start closing around 7:30 p.m. eastern time and results begin coming in not long after. Tim will be posting at a furious pace, every few minutes at its peak. He really does his best work during these election live-blogging marathons. The best election coverage anywhere! So watch this blog all night long on Tuesday and find out if the Bandit's bold prediction that there will be no GOP landslide is true! I know for a fact this blog is going to SMASH its all-time traffic record once Tim starts the live-blogging. Everyone is invited to join in by posting comments! It's an election night tradition at Bandit World Headquarters to eat West Virginia Pepperoni rolls, so here's a recipe I found online (maybe Tim will post his own?):

  2. If the comment section gets spammed like last year, I'm not going to be able to allow commenting until Wednesday.

    Also, I'm pretty sure the polls close at 6 PM in Kentucky.