Friday, May 22, 2009

Freeper makes penis "joke" (more Freeper Madness)

Free Republic regulars hate a lot of things.

They hate every recent Democratic presidential nominee. They hate Green Day. They hate "the liberals."

They hate most everything - but they love Pepsi Light! Actually, they probably hate even that!

Because Freepers hate poor people, I'm sure I've already exposed them for this fascism.

Freepers also hate gays, and their hatred of gays emerges in weird ways. You can't help but be in awe, because Freepers can be quite colorful in their invective.

So it's impossible to resist an entry about it here. Impossible, I tell ya! Referring to a gay rights organization that sued over church officials' inability to follow IRS rules, a Freeper urged:

"Even better, file the same suit against them on the grounds that they worship penises and hence are a religious group."

Bwuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. A Feeper maked a funny.

I'm laughing alright, but only at the Freepers for thinking that's humorous.

I bet comedy clubs aren't doing such great business, as long as everyone can read Free Republic. But I guarantee you, everyone is laughing at Free Republic - not with Free Republic.


  1. The Freeperland Filosofy means no regulation of big business, and overregulation of everyone's sex lives.

    Our friend Scheff would love it.

  2. I've never heard of Free Republic anywhere but this blog. It might be a figment of Tim's imagination. He has a very colorful imagination and that's a good thing.

  3. Scheffsbd: