Bush legacy may live on in the toilet

The Bush regime's warped legacy may live on in precisely the place where it belongs: the toilet.

The Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco has a petition drive to name a sewage facility after dictator Bush. If the measure makes it on the ballot, and if voters in San Francisco approve it, the Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility will be renamed to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant next January 20, the day Bush leaves office. (That's assuming he leaves office when he's supposed to. Remember in 2004 when he tried to cancel the election altogether?)

The group even has a website (seeing how it's 2008, not 1008 like Bush thinks):

http://presidentialmemorial.wordpress.com

Seeing their Great Leader ridiculed like this, the Republicans are being every bit the sore losers you'd expect. GOP spokesman Leo Lacayo cries that "it demonstrates to what lows some people will reach in order to oppose this president and the policies that have kept this country safe during his mandate."

What mandate??? And I'm not even going to dignify the outrageous claim that Bush kept America safe.

The past 8 years have smelled as shittily as the fetid loam that the sewage plant is designed to treat.

(Source: http://www.bizjournals.com/sanfrancisco/stories/2008/04/21/daily44.html)