The Conservative Fool Of The Day is...Mark Souder!

To quote a certain blogger on the opposite end of the spectrum from us, some faces cry out to have pies ground into them.

One of the worst fascists in Congress is Mark Souder of Indiana. The Republican was first elected in...well, you guess. (Here's a hint: It's 1994.) The right-wing galoot defeated incumbent Democrat Jill Long. While Long was known for supporting the Veterans Administration, small farmers, WIC, and important local projects like Fort Wayne's airport, Mark Souder hasn't done shit in 13 years.

One of Souder's pet projects is his effort to remove FDR from the dime and replace him with Reagan. (Here we go again with the revisionists who try to rewrite history by claiming Reagan was the greatest President prior to the Bush dynasty that they worship.) When a reporter asked Souder if he understood why Roosevelt was on the dime - namely, that Roosevelt founded the March of Dimes - he said he never heard of it.

Souder wrote much of the draconian federal law that criminalizes small amounts of cold medicine, and he wrote the Hitleresque law that robs college aid from students who were convicted of minor drug charges. (Ironically, Souder's home state of Indiana has the highest percentage of students punished by this Nazism.) He supports school bullying, as he has no parallel plan to stop serial harassers from polluting America's campuses. Souder also wrote a provision to restart the bombardment of foreign countries with a toxic fungus to kill plants from which illicit substances derive. (This program of biological terrorism - which is illegal under international law - had previously ruined tangerine and banana crops.) Together with idiot hack Katherine Harris, Mark Souder also wrote a legal brief in support of the Bush regime's Nazi-like prosecution of medical marijuana patients in states where medical marijuana is legal.

Souder, a dominionist who criticized the environmental movement as being dominated by an "antireligious segment" because it believes in science, has even admitted, "I would define myself as ultraconservative."

I'd also define Souder as a nut who doesn't know how to act right when he goes out in this big, mean world.

Recently, Souder stomped out of a Capitol cafeteria because a sandwich that he ordered arrived grilled instead of toasted. Worse, Souder got the worker responsible for this earth-shattering gaffe fired.

How huge of a difference can there possibly be between grilled and toasted that Mark Souder had to throw a shitfit over it? What are you, Mark? A big baby?

(Source: http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/rep.-brady-wants-fired-caf-worker-reinstated-2007-11-15.html)