Friday, October 22, 2010

It begins

An election just wouldn't be an election if the Rethug-a-lugs didn't try to steal it - and this year is no exception.

Officials in Bexar County, Texas, scheduled repaving of a parking lot in a heavily Democratic precinct to coincide with early voting - thus discouraging voters from showing up. The area has a lot of people in wheelchairs who were unable to get through the mess.

Local residents want a federal investigation into the suppression of the vote.

Trying to rig the election again, eh, Repubs? Well, then GO AHEAD AND TAKE YOUR VERY BEST FUCKING SHOT!!!!! I so DARE the Republicans to cross me on this. I singlehandedly scared the Tea Parties out of Campbell County, and they're crossing the wrong guy. Trust me: They don't want me to humiliate them even worse than I already have.

I can make the next 2 years very, VERY difficult for them - depending on how Election Day goes. I've been in smaller rooms with bigger people, and I can't be intimidated.

Try me. I fucking dare you.


1 comment:

  1. Tim, the People are very concerned about your behavior as Election Day nears. Promise the People you won't have another senseless meltdown like you did following the 2000 election. Let me assure you, insisting that repaving a parking lot is a conspiracy to rig an election is VERY, VERY crazy. From now on, before you post something that you've written, ask yourself this question: "Will the people who read this think I've lost my mind?"